hoobastank 

a band from the California area, named after their bass player. Often compared to the likes of Incubus, only without the DJ scratching.

also see: incubus

Did you hear the new hoobastank single?

hoobastank by John May 16, 2004

Hooberstanked 

Shitfaced before lunch time.

"I'm feeling wrecked."
"Mate it's 10:28, i'm hooberstanked."

Hooberstanked by Gregory Marshall August 25, 2008

hoobastank 

1.)alright wow, this is one of the gayest bands i have ever heard in my life/ one of the biggest bitch punk bands in the history of music, i would really like to boycott their albums because i truely and honestly think they have no talent and suck gigantic donkey dick. period. if u want to listen to the greastest emo band ever...here's your winner.
2.) can be described as a big log of shit

1.)Baby, the reason i live is because of you, you are my reeeasssssoooooon
Wow get the fuck away from me, you listen to hoobastank, you fucking weird-o
2.)i left a hoobastank in the toliet

hoobastank by seth and levi January 28, 2005

hoobastank 

A band, as alot of people like to refer to it as or someone who lets it 'rock out with their cock out' as expressed by the band.

Look at that silly ass hoobastank listening to Incubus, or is that Hoobastank?

hoobastank by skoo March 30, 2004

Hoobastank 

A single spike of hair in the center of someones head with the rest of the head shaved. Similar to liberty spikes (a type of mohalk) but with only one spike in the middle.

Looks similar to a con head hair stlye.

Hoobastank by Robbie June 3, 2004

Hoobastank 

Meaning 'Awesome', 'Cool', 'Rockin' Though most commonly mistake it for meaning, 'To Stink'

As seen in Hot Rod

That was HOOBASTANK!

Hoobastank by SWEETROLLZOMG July 8, 2009

empress hoobastank 

A woman who regularly chews Koolerz gum like the band members of Hoobastank. She is an empress because she shares magnanamously.

"Empress Hoobastank may I please rifle through your belongings for some of your righteously magnanamous gum?"

empress hoobastank by Linda Thurmes August 2, 2004