honest boner

An erection that is 100% spontaneous and almost always uncontrollable. Typically happening early teen years but rarely past the early 20s.

I have to be careful around Zooey b/c she gives me an honest boner so easily.

honest boner by matt5000 June 27, 2010

honest to blog 

A term that should be destroyed immediately. No explanation needed, just hearing makes you want to break something.

Honest to blog, don't fucking say it!

honest to blog by 123_fake_street April 17, 2008

honest boner

An erection achieved without the assistance of ED medication, like Viagra or Cialis.

I've gotten so used to this stuff, I haven't had an honest boner in years.

honest boner by red_rager January 16, 2011

honest living 

To work hard at a job earning a paycheck

She makes an honest living by working at the bakery during the week.

honest living by Dohmain March 23, 2016

honest to blog 

A seldom used phrase that hipsters can use to add to the credibility of a statement or check the credibility of another person's statement.
It is a play on the phrase "Honest to god" that refers to the fact that blogs have been reputed as fact checkers in recent years.

Example 1 -
I just avoided a crash on my way to work, honest to blog that was the closest I've ever come to death.

Example 2 -
Person 1: "I just got my second face lift in three years."
Person 2: "Honest to blog?"
Person 1: "Yea."

honest to blog by E1000 January 8, 2009

Honest-Decent 

adjective

1) Truthful and/or sincere

2) No bullshit

Typically said in the phrase: “Let’s be honest-decent,” when either agreeing with a statement someone else had just made, or preceeding a statement you are about to make.

1) Joey: Let’s be honest-decent… (consult lyrics to “12oz Curls” by The BLB)

2) Tom: Let’s be honest-decent. That was the rowdiest Ethnic Dinner ever.

Honest-Decent by A. Quick September 25, 2007

honest bucker 

A bull riding term used to describe a bull that bucks the same way everytime he comes out of the chute. The bull doesn't throw any dirty tricks your way. Usually honest buckers are the bulls the riders most like to draw.

Man, I am gonna score high this ride. The bull I drew is a real honest bucker.

honest bucker by Preston Martin September 6, 2007