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Joke Homicide 

1. When one person on the edge of your social group kills every joke as it is being told.
2. When your watching an episode of a TV and your friend finishes all the lines before they are said.
1. Jared: So i heard a woman had a tree fall on her and i was like what was a tree doi...

Nick: In the kitchen

Jared: You suck.

Everyone: Joke Homicide
2. Peter Griffin: Your a good boy chris for following the law...

Nick: But you meg your goin to jail!

Jared: You still suck.

(Repeats)

Jared: Joke Homicide!

3. Alex: Yo Nick is killing every joke today...

Nick R.: Yeah i know hes totally committing Joke Homicide!
Joke Homicide by BourBear November 16, 2010

Cookbook Homicide 

The appropriate response when someone asks who your favorite Spotify artist is.
Joe: Who's your favorite music artist?
Anyone: Cookbook Homicide

homicidal arousal 

An occurance when a human being is sexually aroused by the thought and action of taking another human being's life.
(see phsycotic)
(opinion)- Homicidal arousal is the the only unnexcusable form of sexual pleasure. Most likely branching from serious, SERIOUS phsychotic issues and lack of positive human interaction. In blunter terms, these fuckers are cracked!!!

homicide bomber

Another name for a suicide bomber, coined by Fox News in their quest to become more "fair and balanced." Problem is, homicide bomber is redundant because any idiot who detonatnes any bomb that kills someone, regardless of if it is strapped to his/her body or not, is considered a homicide. The reason the other networks say suicide bomber is because the bomber blows themself up also. See also, Fox News calls the Tsunami disaster the "killer wave" disaster. Way to EDJUMICATE the public, Mr. Murdoch.
Brit Hume - "I am a fat waste of humanity. Much like the homicide bomber who killed 3 Isrealies and himself today"

Me - "Dude, I thought we deleted this channel"
homicide bomber by PDiddle January 31, 2005

homicide suicide blowjob 

A task in prostitution in which you hire a hooker to give you a blowjob, you murder her, then you commit suicide.
"What do you think is going on in that truck?" "Idk probably a Homicide Suicide Blowjob"

sauceticular homicide 

A type of homicide involving one or more types of sauce, ranging from ketchup to worcestershire. Although not as common as other types of homicide, it makes up for it in hilarity.
"Bobby was a victim of sauceticular homicide last night. Apparently he slipped on some barbecue sauce some maniac had laid out."
"Wait.....what?"
sauceticular homicide by Micher J February 27, 2019