History

I secret drug schools make your kids without you knowing, they make it sound like a subject when it's really a brain washing drug that makes kids misbehave.

I need want some History right now.

History by I'm totally not a spy February 18, 2021

History

History is the past era of a event that occurred such as:

1) The history behind my family
2) The history of the world
3) Don't look at my search history

History by lolidkboiiii June 19, 2021

History

A subject that is supposed to help people learn from mistakes made in the past but only teaches you how petty and whimsical people really were back then.

I learnt a chapter in history today and was shocked to read that Caesar had been backstabbed by his friend. Literally.

History by AquarianAce November 29, 2021

history

An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

history by Merovaeus January 21, 2004

history

A series of lies agreed upon by people who call them selves "historians"

History is at most 80% correct durring any given event(s).

history by AXiD January 8, 2004

History

Slang for prescription pain killers, such as Percocet and Vicodin.

Justin was awake all night doing history. Maybe that's why he went to Hirams and now has that big grin on his face.

History by Darrell Lund September 16, 2007

history

referring to oneself or one's group as history means to demand that the drop-dead time for leaving the area has already been surpassed.

"We should be outta here, yesterday! We're History!"
or
"We're History! We're Taillights! Let's blow 'dis popstand!"

history by Dobe Doinat December 28, 2005