Put Your Head On My Shoulder 

Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, baby
Squeeze me oh-so-tight
Show me that you love me too
Put your lips next to mine, dear
Won't you kiss me once, baby?
Just a kiss goodnight, maybe

You and I will fall in love (you and I will fall in love)

People say that love's a game
A game you just can't win
If there's a way

I'll find it someday
And then this fool will rush in
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, tell me
Tell me that you love me too (tell me that you love me too)
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, baby
Put your head on my shoulder

Put Your Head On My Shoulder by Death Menace December 4, 2022

Have a head on my shoulders 

You have a head on your shoulders if you don't do anything stupid.

Cop: The other rooms are dirty, but your is ok.
Girl: I have a head on my shoulders.
Cop: I can see that.

Have a head on my shoulders by FerryCZ December 15, 2009

Gaming with your head on your shoulders 

Slang for erectile distinction when trying to please a girl

Friend 2 :I was at a girls house last night, and I couldn't get it up.

Friend 2:Dude you were totally gaming with your head on your shoulders.

Gaming with your head on your shoulders by Todoroki_is_my_dad August 19, 2021

screw your head on 

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.

“You really need to screw your head on.”

screw your head on by unitedstrawberries August 6, 2023

pants on head retarded 

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.

Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.

pants on head retarded by IamKenny April 14, 2010

Shoe on Head 

An method of identify verification that began on 4chan in the mid-2000s of verifying a poster claiming to be female is in fact, female, and not using someone's stolen photos. To request "shoe on head" is a request that the user take a picture of themselves on the spot, with their shoe on their head, which is a very random thing to do, and therefore prove they are as attractive as they claim to be.

Anon1: Hello boys, I'm Ashley and these are my photos, don't you think I'm hot?
Anon2: Shoe on head
Anon1: I'm sorry I'm not here to be questioned!
Anon3: Gtfo fgt

Shoe on Head by Levontaun November 9, 2022

shoe on head 

A demand made to a cam whore to put their shoe on top of their head.

<dude> SHOE ON HEAD
<cam whore> ?

shoe on head by readbooksgoddamn June 21, 2006