shaking hands with downstairs 

Another term for male masturbation.

Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."

shaking hands with downstairs by Mandy O. January 7, 2009

Hand Me Down Reach Around

A man gets on his hands and knees and gets a reach around while having his asshole eaten out.

See also

"English Duster"

Boy I tell ya,
If I keep getting these hand me down reach arounds I'll never have to worry about prostate cancer.

Hand Me Down Reach Around by fr3q July 3, 2012

Hand Me Down 

The act of directly unrolling a condom off ones mans erect penis onto the erect penis of another man.

While running a train, Jimmy ran out of condoms and received a "Hand Me Down" from Mark.

Hand Me Down by RagingSquirrel November 28, 2010

hand me down 

Used to describe a male or female of whom one has had sexual relations with, and has passed along to their younger friend or relative.

Fundo got tired of his girlfriend cheating on him, so he turned her into a hand me down whore, and sold her to his younger cousin.

hand me down by authOOr July 7, 2006

Hand Me Down 

When you are feeling your penis begin to erect and put your hands in your pockets and hold down the erection so no one can notice

"Hey what is that kid doing?" -hot girl
"Oh he saw you and now has to hand me down the erection you gave him so no one can notice it bulging through his basketball shorts." -friend

Hand Me Down by Gingercat444 March 18, 2014

Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down 

Two guys sit on the same toilet, facing opposite directions, while reaching around and giving the other guy a handjob. As this occurs, both guys are taking a huge crap, and aftrwards, each guy fingers the other's butthole.

"Hey, there is only one toilet, let's just share this one."

"Alright, and maybe we can do some Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down while we're at it?"

"Of course, just make sure that you wash your hands real good when we're done."

Double Dutch Hand-Me-Down by i_is_a_real_boy March 18, 2010

hand-me-down corn 

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

hand-me-down corn by one more fizzle May 25, 2011