A handsome boy in your class between 18 to 25 years old. Has the best knowledge in getting the good girls. He constantly receives appraisal from his clients. Funny thing is he is single himself. Gives good advice about life too.

I met Guru last night at the bar downtown, he's hot.

Guru by DemonCrusher06 November 22, 2021

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Guru

A guru is something that doesn’t make sense, often used as a replacement for hell or fuck

“What the guru”

Guru by Guru cooper April 26, 2022

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GURU

A person who likes taping Himself and his things. He loves to fuck with albanians, chines, and other immigrates. No one can be more smart, sapient and PORCODDIO than him. He also create the University of Varese.

Do you know someone who can destroy my anus?
oh, fuck yeah, he is a Guru of it. But he does it only if you are an immigrate.

GURU by PapiLocoMamacita December 1, 2022

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Guru

The Master of All Arts. This is a person who is often worshipped in friend groups for advice on relationships and life. A person named Guru often has a very successful life ahead of themself filled with fame and money. Gurus have infinite rizz.

You are the Guru of our group.

Guru by REALOS9876 February 28, 2023

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