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Gordon Freeman 

Noun.

The main character of the Half Life video game series. He has a PhD in Theoretical Physics, wears thick glasses and can kick your and anyone elses ass without so much as breaking a sweat. He never talks, and doesn't need to, because he lets the high-caliber bullets careening into your chest do the talking for him.

After his first outing in HL1, Dr. Freeman had to escort and save a hot piece of ass named Alyx Vance, and also save the world and all that shit.

Dr. Freeman is the epitome of badassery. He is the perfect example of an awesome fictional character. He is Gordon Freeman. He will kick your ass.
Holy shit guy, it's Gordon Freeman! There's waaay too much badassness in this fuckin' room man! (explodes)
Gordon Freeman by BGE July 20, 2008

Gord Downie 

The most insane, hyper, and awesome musician of all times
Lead singer for the Tragically Hip
Cousin: hey stop using your gord downie voice with me
Gord Downie by el torped0 July 7, 2008

Gordy Groovehard 

Noun:a mental deficiency typically seen in white males 16-29. Characteristically they have long stringy hair and wear slipknot hoodies. The key symptoms include oversized studio headphones,singing or agressively mouthing the lyrics to the angsty music played on said headphones, and overzealous air guitaring/drumming. Frequents public subway trains.
That Gordy Groovehard must REALLY love Slipknot.
Gordy Groovehard by Alcatrazz69 October 8, 2013

tom gordon 

1. A major league pitcher who tends to throw fastballs the size of beachballs to batters who normally can't hit their own weight. The batter then pulverizes the pitch and looks like Babe Ruth.

2. Someone who you cannot trust to do the easiest task known to the human race.

3. A name given to a person who tends to ruin the game for everyone.
Fred: Wow it looks like we are gonna win this game!
Tom: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon, we are fucked!
Fred: Good point.

Jeff: Damn this is a really good game! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
Bob: Uh oh! Here comes Tom Gordon.
Jeff: Lets get the fuck out of here!

Randy: You know I never knew how easy it was to breathe.
Tommy: Yeah but not if you are Tom Gordon!
tom gordon by shrecker March 31, 2008

dylan gordon 

A holy vape goddess whom'st've rips obese clouds
Mom: Give me your vape device, you cannot use it any more.
Son: No mom, I strive to be a Dylan Gordon!
Mom: Fair explanation...
dylan gordon by Dylan Gordon May 16, 2018

Joseph Gordon-Levitt 

One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.

Really hot, too, in my opinion.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."

-From "Brick", 2005