Definitions by Alcatrazz69

Gordy Groovehard 

Noun:a mental deficiency typically seen in white males 16-29. Characteristically they have long stringy hair and wear slipknot hoodies. The key symptoms include oversized studio headphones,singing or agressively mouthing the lyrics to the angsty music played on said headphones, and overzealous air guitaring/drumming. Frequents public subway trains.

That Gordy Groovehard must REALLY love Slipknot.

Gordy Groovehard by Alcatrazz69 October 8, 2013

Shadowcaster 

Noun: An involuntary erection whilst sitting fully clothed capable of casting a noticable shadow on the torso of the offender.

Having beers around the fire one night Quinton popped an absolutely absurd Shadowcaster.

Shadowcaster by Alcatrazz69 October 31, 2012