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douche-gobbler 

Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.
Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing
douche-gobbler by EmDix January 20, 2009

Glizzy Gobbler

A person who completely dominates hotdogs during consumption.
"Did you see that guy eat that hotdog? He's a real glizzy gobbler."

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Everything: Dead

Gobble Gobble 

A greeting used by management to inform employees that they need to work harder to out perform their coworkers as people will fired.
"Gobble Gobble" Anonymous CEO in a message to all employees after the initial round of layoffs
Gobble Gobble by c_ash November 30, 2022

Gobblers Knob

A dance where both the male goolies and unit are externally displayed through hole in briefs or boxers then shaken vigorously while moving hips rapidly from side to side. Also called the wangdoodle.
Look everyone! He’s doing the gobblers knob.
Gobblers Knob by Diego Mendez January 25, 2008

Gobbless 

Common term used between motorcyclist
“YOUR GOING TO THE DRAGON? GOBBLESS BORTHER WATCH OUT FOR DEM CLIBBINS
Gobbless by KawiZ900Rider September 3, 2021