I Fart In your general direction!

A common French taunt. Used by John Cleese in Monty Pythons Holy Grail. Also accompanied by "Your mother is a hampster, and your father smells of old elderberries!"

Now go away, before I taunt you a second time!

I Fart In your general direction! by Zach G. December 2, 2003

Generalized Anxiety Disorder 

A chemical brain disorder that causes one to worry about everything, even things they don't particularly care about. Also causes one to not be able to relax properly. Most people do not take this disorder seriously, even though it is very serious and can cause a lot of problems in a sufferer's life.

Me: I have to tell you something.. I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder and it's ruining my life.
Friend: Oh. So what'd you buy Suzie for her Birthday?
Me: Uh I just told you I have a fucking anxiety disorder.
Friend: Yeah, I worry about stuff a lot too. So anyway about the party?
Me: -_-

Generalized Anxiety Disorder by whatwhatwhat77 June 11, 2012

general zods 

The bullshit of bullshitters
The ability to lie through your teeth tongue mouth arms legs and even belly button

My breath stinks from speaking so much general zods

general zods by Thecoolgang May 23, 2018

general zods 

A weirdo

He’s a right general zods god help us x

general zods by Pretty Prodigy May 23, 2018

general tso's chicken 

Deep-fried chicken pieces in a sweet, tangy sauce. Served at Chinese restaurants in North America but nonexistent in China itself.

I went to China but they didn't have General Tso's chicken, so I came back home.

general tso's chicken by Myl0 December 15, 2011

Paedofinder General 

Character from Monkey Dust responsible for persecuting anyone who's has ever seen, heard, met or imagined children.

"I am the Paedofinder General, your house shall be torched in flames for you being a paedophile"

Paedofinder General by Carnophage December 15, 2004

generalblize 

to cause one to type in an intoxicated manner

<car> +generalblize Wilson
<Oversoul> Wilson found and generalblized
<Wilson> oh mt godf stpo teh mdaness!

generalblize by femmebot October 1, 2004