vampire geese 

Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.

Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"

vampire geese by irelandgneis August 14, 2012

Canadian geese 

Canadian anger vessels

You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese

Canadian geese by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019

Geeked 

To be highly obsessed or in love with a person ; to describe an intense interest or emotion

I’m so geeked over son ones son .

Geeked by Ponyboy July 5, 2018

feed the geese 

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

feed the geese by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Christmas Geese 

The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.

Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.

Christmas Geese by Dode April 4, 2009

boner geeked 

When you’re so geeked you get a boner

Brad -“Woah dude, I’m totally boner geeked rn”
Jamal- “Wtf bro?”
Brad- “No homo bro”

boner geeked by Big 1400 May 14, 2018

“This is not the hour for silly geese” 

A polite and less harsh way of saying, “this is not the time to be silly.”

And/Or: “you are acting inappropriately.”

Jason gossiped and laughed in class while another student was doing a presentation. The teacher reprimanded Jason, telling him “This is not the hour for silly geese”
“Quiet down and pay attention.”

“This is not the hour for silly geese” by twenty rabbits April 28, 2021