garage dweller 

a person who dwells in a garage. usually a white middle age man with a family, who enjoys drinking cheap beer in the solitude of his open garage.

i was under the impression that this term was coined by my dad, for he was the only one i had ever heard use it. but i have come to terms with the fact that other people use it too.

those fuckin' garage dwellers are staring at us again.

garage dweller by yokahanapoopeepants January 1, 2009

Garage life 

To live your life in your garage, wrenching on cars, trucks, motorcycles, and wiring speakers. Usually when someone lives the "garage life" they use narcotics to fuel them fir many days at a time. Very rarely does anything actually get completed, or built while living the garage life. Many projects are started, most are not completed.

Doug has been living that garage life wiring speakers for 3 days straight. That guy has more speakers than sound bank.

Garage life by Franky Ratchet July 20, 2016

garage toad 

When it's so cold outside that your balls go inside your body resembling a toad going in its hole

Dude it's so cold, that I have a garage toad right now

garage toad by Garageman June 10, 2017

garage lift 

When you have someone lift your balls and spread the butt cheeks so they can lick from asshole down the taint to the base of the balls from below with one motion.

Sharleena gave me a garage lift last night and my grundle is still tingling.

garage lift by ballsweatgargle April 19, 2018

garage sailing 

The pasttime of attending garage sales in pursuit of other peoples junk that may or may not be cool.

I think we'll go garage sailing this weekend for Velvet Elvis'.

garage sailing by rzklkng August 25, 2003

garage sale pussy 

Non-spontaneous sexual relations that are initiated with a singular, non-disputable purpose: to achieve an orgasm and get the fuck out as soon as possible. Not surprisingly, garage sale pussy is very easy to obtain and leaves much more to be desired than conventional pussy.

(1) Married couples trying to conceive.

(2) People who hook up at a real-life garage sale.

Much like that 1985 charity fun run T-shirt you scored for $0.25 at the neighbor's garage sale, with garage sale pussy, you get what you pay for.

garage sale pussy by Cayman's Finest Bearded Clams November 14, 2009

Garage Sitters 

People who sit in their garage rather than their yard or porch. Typically they sit on lawn chairs, upside down 5 gallon buckets, or coolers and they often separate themselves with a cooler or other quasi-table to set their drinks, ashtrays and cigarettes on. Oftentimes they can be spotted wearing NASCAR apparel, listening to or watching NASCAR, or grilling.

There goes the Smiths sitting in their stupid lawn chairs in their garage drinking beer and smokin cigarettes. Wonder what lameass NASCAR race is on today to pull the garage sitters off the couch. Or maybe the Colts are playing again.

Garage Sitters by WGator January 18, 2011