galloping asshole 

A galloping asshole is someone so stupid that words fail to convey the degree of stupidity that person is capable of.

Didja hear? Jack blew up his car. Yeah he lit a match to see how much gas was in the tank. He's a real galloping asshole.

galloping asshole by isa alharamiyy September 5, 2006

gallooping

term used by Italian/American women for shopping from store to store.

"Let's go gallooping for christmas. I gotta lotta things to buy for the family!"

gallooping by jojo boots September 14, 2005

Galloping Gut Buster 

When having sex, you decide to mix it up. Subsequently you back up 20 meters, sprint, and aim for her belly button, intending to hit it with maximum force... Galloping Gut Buster. Similar to the raspberry torpedo.

Jamie: What's wrong Linda?
Linda: Ian did the galloping gut buster last night.... it hurts so much!

Galloping Gut Buster by Doctor E-Train May 5, 2009

galloping knobrot

fraying of the banjo from excessive use of the mouse's ear

i was on the case last night, banged her so many times i woke up with the worst case of galloping knobrot

galloping knobrot by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

galloping 

Having Victorian Era sex.

Wow Lucy and Dracula were totally galloping in that movie.

galloping by Alex Delarge December 10, 2016

galloping piles 

Fourth-degree (or grade 4) piles permanently hang down from the anus and you cannot push them back inside, when they play up you must gallop, or run for the lotion

Sitting on your rubber ring you suddenly get a severe burning sensation and must run or gallop to the medicine cabinet to obtain treatment, hence Galloping Piles.

galloping piles by Peter Shaffer July 15, 2007

Galloping Crump

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"

Galloping Crump by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016