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Funeral Treatment

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A Funeral Treatment is when you're driving and someone is tailgating you and you slow down to very low speed, causing a line of traffic to build behind you. This makes it look very similar to a Funeral Procession. It doesn't have to be tailgating, you can give someone the funeral treatment for any reason.
Joe: Damn, this guy is riding my ass, I keep giving him a break check and he still won't back up.

Mike: Give him a funeral treatment, then he'll back off.

Joe: Speed limit is 30, I'll give him a 10mph treatment, that should piss him off.
by Hopie Elle March 3, 2009
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Funeral face

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The red faced, blood shot eyed wet teared look your face turns to after a good fucking cry with your broham.
Nico: "Man that was a good cry. I feel like a bitch but I def needed that."

Josh: "I know man I don't even know why I was crying I'm not sad... You wanna go holler at those hoes?"

Nico: "aw fuck man you have funeral face we look like shit."
by MANSHACKed November 5, 2011
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que fuerte

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spanish exclamation equivilant to the english "wow"

it does not mean "that strong" or "what strong" as many non-spaniards believe
Guy: i almost died yesterday
Spanish guy: que fuerte!!!
by eye of the beholder October 23, 2005
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fumer

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Person who acts like he's sniffed too much gasoline, glue etc. Possessed of a confused, disconnected brain.
I want a scalpel, not a forceps! You are such a fumer!
by gnostic1 August 6, 2010
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A wedding, this is where men lose the use of there penis for the rest of there lives thus a funeral.
Wow I heard John is get married are you gonna go to his penis funeral??
by Evil Greg June 12, 2006
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funeral effect

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when one attends a funeral and encounters relatives that they do not know, but the relative persists that they remember them from a very young age, but the encountered individual feels weird and just walks away.
Jim: What a Tragedy.
Bob: Yeah I know.
Uncle Bill: Jimmy its me!!!
Jim & Bob: 'wtf'
Uncle Bill: Jimmy its me your uncle bob. I remember you when you were this big.
Jim & Bob: funeral effect
by Rodney T. January 31, 2008
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Fuber

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When your game is so good your uber driver ends the trip to fuck you.
The act of fucking an uber driver.
I fubered the driver.
by FatChickWhisperer December 31, 2019
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