Fumbling The Bag

Not being able to get into a relationship thats perfectly set up for you

Aaron fumbled the bag within 12 hours. the girl was perfect but once he started typing he was already fumbling the bag

Fumbling The Bag by AJ7865 April 23, 2023

Non fumbling of the bag 

When you manage to claim a LDW and somehow don't manage to fuck it up as per usual. As mostly seen in Revs

*taxi to theirs* At least we can say there was an occurrence of non fumbling of the bag tonight, *gives kermit car look*

Non fumbling of the bag by BotLikeBehaviour January 8, 2022

Butt Fumble 

When a shart goes beyond conventional means. A solid clump of poo that is not recoverable by a clench of the buttocks requires a unique set of variables at play. The fart needs to have enough force to propel the fecal clump fast enough to escape the clench reaction of your standard shart. The clump itself has to be hard enough so it can then further damage your reputation by enlisting the aid of gravity and visibly appearing at the bottom of your pantaloons (if loosely fitting of course). An added variable, but not required, is that said fecal matter fall out of your pants all together, making you want to take a similar route off of a bridge or tall building.

Billy decided it a good idea to pass gas in karate class while in the ready stance, but instantly realize he had committed a butt fumble. He was further humiliated when the turd landed on the dojo floor. Master Rubie was thoroughly discussed and scalded him by saying, "You gross little boy! Go wipe your ass and clean up my floor!".

Butt Fumble by Triplstx January 22, 2014

Fumbleball 

Also known as the Jumping Fairies League but better known as Australian Football or AFL and is even worse in the wet.

Gary Ablott Jr is the best Fumbleballer.

Fumbleball by elidecelis September 26, 2009

rock fumbler 

one who constantly messes up, and is not good at life.

That kid ben is the biggest rock fumbler ever; he sucks at every sport.

rock fumbler by He hu dont fumble da rock October 18, 2007

Tummy Fumbler 

A severely obese person, usually a woman who cannot cover her belly and/or gunt with a shirt or pants while walking around with it fumbling out.

1. That woman is one disgusting tummy fumbler.

2. If I ever become a tummy fumbler, please execute me.

Tummy Fumbler by ramalamading-dong March 27, 2009

one handed fumble 

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail

john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble

one handed fumble by online handle September 5, 2006