poor man's fudgesicle 

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdraw his phallus and take a large dump in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.

The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*

poor man's fudgesicle by Andy/Ben December 23, 2007

fudgesicle 

often used instead of fuck

oh fudgesicle i forgot my keys

fudgesicle by knowingly done July 27, 2009

Fudgesicle 

When a girl gives you a blowjob after anal penetration (a fudgesicle may come in different flavors such as strawberry and vanilla)

Tina is on her period, so I am going over there to get a strawberry fudgesicle tonight.

Fudgesicle by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 11, 2004

fudgie bum wank 

A wank performed in a standing position whilst inserting your thumb into your ass

i walked in on my brother the other day and he was stood on the bed having a wank with his thumb up his arse. he just turned around and said "fuck off! i'm trying to have a fudgie bum wank"

fudgie bum wank by thesuperbirdman July 24, 2009

Double Fudgesicle

When two men engage in anal sex, trade positions, then proceed to perform oral sex on one another.

Tom does Dave in the butt.
Dave does Tom in the butt.
Tom and Dave then suck each other off.
Tom and Dave performed a Double Fudgesicle

Double Fudgesicle by Stonicus420 May 10, 2011

polar fudgesicle 

Southern fad emerging in 2014 where you defecate into a condom, freeze it, use it as a vaginal pleasure tool before depositing it fully in the girl's anus to thaw. She then passes it as if it were a normal bowel movement. It is rumored to have gained popularity with those in the food service industry before expanding from there.

That was some crazy polar fudgesicle!

polar fudgesicle by I-nigma July 17, 2014

Green mountain fudgesicle 

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.

Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.

Green mountain fudgesicle by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023