Bravest Frenchman 

The bravest Frenchman is a tongue in cheek phrase used to represent the concept of a mutually exclusive enigma. The French are typically represented as the first to give up in a fight, fly the white flag & let someone else fight their battles for them. It is like saying, "who is the strongest weak man?"

Watching the first graders play a pee wee baseball game was like trying to figure out who is the bravest Frenchman.

Bravest Frenchman by 73degrees October 18, 2010

frisky frenchman 

When a girl jacks you off with her armpit and then your dick ends up smelling like B.O.

Holy shit she gave him a frisky frenchman.

frisky frenchman by jack hoffman May 13, 2005

run like a frenchman 

1) A slight insult, but overall, a compliment. Origionating from the French and their absolute nil military victories, it is said that by now they should be quite good at running the other way.

2) Running that looks like a girl running, but is still quite fast. After all, if you run from all those wars, you'll get rather good.

guy 1: Dude, Jimmy runs like a frenchman!
guy 2:...y'mean...really fast?

run like a frenchman by Clayton Bigsby April 19, 2005

Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman! 

A lyric in guns in ships from hamilton

LAFAYETTE

"How does a rag-tag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross’ flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in!
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen
Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!"

Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman! by Hamiltrashcan December 30, 2016

Dirty Frenchman

A Dirty Frenchman is the same as a Dirty Sanchez except when you wipe your finger on their lip you say ha ha haa in a french accent.

JD's ex girl Ashley loved a Dirty Frenchman.

Dirty Frenchman by BigSkullMan May 14, 2014

The Sneaky Frenchman

aka shady abortion, aka she'll think it was a a miscarriage. V. To shadily abort your girl's fetus while she is sleeping, utilzing a coat hanger, and sneaky tacics.

The bitch though she could trap me by saying she was pregnant..... good thing for the sneaky frenchman.

The Sneaky Frenchman by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw October 30, 2007

The Frenchman 

When during oral sex you kiss and swirl your tongue around the clit and finish by gently blowing on the clit.

Last night he gave me The Frenchman. It was amazing!

blow oral sex

The Frenchman by Cakeface1213 March 12, 2016