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Doctor Jelly Finger 

Prostate Doctor. The act of having a person putting in a examination glove and applying lube to the fingers then sticking them up a man's anus.
Yeah I went to get my yearly checkup. Everything went well until I saw Doctor Jelly Finger!!
Doctor Jelly Finger by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

foam finger 

An item that is normally worn at sporting events to show support for a team; but as Miley Cyrus has demonstrated, it can also be used to touch yourself or someone else sexually.
Miley Cyrus showed the world a whole new use for a foam finger at the 2013 MTV Music Video Awards by touching Robin Thicke's crotch and then her own with it. Now people are never going to look at foam fingers the same way again.

Finger flush 

The act of someone ramming their ring and middle fingers into a squirt prone cunt, and proceeding to type away on the g spot until the pussy explodes with squirt all over the arm, thus flushing the bitch out.
Lucy finger flushed Pam so long and hard that she had to wear a poncho. Good thing we've got a hydro shop-vac for the mess.
Finger flush by Mad Mick! August 29, 2016

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest 

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.

Kid named Finger 

Kid named Finger is the alternate ego of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad
Teacher: Let's all beat the shit out of Finger
Kid named Finger:
Kid named Finger by Waltuh237 September 9, 2022

butter on my finger 

it means easy !
he said who left the fridge open?

and she replied, "it was shoe bop again!"
and he thought to himself "finding out who did it was like butter on my fingers"