FickleAnus 

To be anal but never about the same thing twice.

Ryan freaks out about a differant thing every day and it's never the same thing twice. He's such a fickleanus!

FickleAnus by Tyler Dirden March 15, 2007

Fick dich, du drecksfotze!

German expression, literally means "Fuck you, you dirty cunt"

Fick dich, du drecksfotze!

Fick dich, du drecksfotze! by Jimmy Jim Bob March 21, 2009

fecker 

A nice way of saying fucker mostly used by irish people.
From the word feck made famous by Father Ted

Vishti is a fecker,That fecking fecker is a feckhead

fecker by PaulMcA June 13, 2005

fecker 

A term used by the Irish, usually meaning fucker. Made famous by the TV show "Father Ted". According to a news paper, fecker and feck aren't bad words.

"You lucky fecker, ya!"
"You.... you.... FECKER!"

fecker by "Pen Rua" July 28, 2009

ficlet 

A work of fiction, between the length of a drabble and a full-on fiction story.

This is usually fanfiction, but sometimes it can be original fiction.

Person 1: I wrote a ficlet for you!
Person 2: Aww, thanks! I love ficlets, they're just the right length!

ficlet by boosdlk December 15, 2012

fickey 

A face hickey

"OMG is that a hickey on your face!?"
"...it's called a FICKEY, JANICE!"
"....sure, Jan."

fickey by eigthnote March 20, 2016

ficksed 

Alternate spelling for fixed.

To be used when correcting someone else's errors in a forum to emphasize the original mistake. Also used when changing a quote for humorous purposes

Original:
You bitch! Who'm I gonna be able to call a fudgepacking pillow-biter now?

Oh.....right...

Edited:
You bitch! Who'm I gonna be able to call a fudgepacking pillow-biter now?

Oh.....Chad.
____________
ficksed!

ficksed by RoninEclipse2G April 18, 2008