fat mans charm 

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.

(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.

fat mans charm by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

fat mans charm 

A man with a gut so perfect and round ladies are drawn and want to touch just like Buddha.

Jim's fat mans charm got him laid again.

fat mans charm by bad2tone2 September 10, 2003

Fat mans sandwich 

It's a sandwich made of a candy bar between two ''Rice Crispies'' squares

Fuck it! I got the munchies so bad that I'm making a ''fat mans sandwich''

Fat mans sandwich by Red eye knight June 14, 2017

fatman scrotum 

equivalent to a lachoe, just classier.

Marcus 1: Ewww is that a fatman scrotum?

Marcus 2: fuckin run fellas

fatman scrotum by vectorise August 10, 2020

fatman scoop 

firstly derived from the word phat, later adding the man scoop. Very unlike the 'rapper' fatman scoop, who is just a fat twat, fatman scoop is a word used to describe something that is realy realy cool. Also used as an expression of glee after something cool has happened.

'check out that car, its fatman scoop'
'wow that was fatman scoop!'

fatman scoop by Adi Bull June 14, 2005

Fatmans Hammer 

A sex act. The Fatmans Hammer is a follow on from a regular Blowjob. Whilst being Fellated you slowly lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the Fellators mouth. To finish the sex act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.

Awesome Dude: I was getting a blowjob last night

Other Dude: mmm-hmm

Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.

Other Dude: mmm-hmm

Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.

Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea

Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!

*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*

Fatmans Hammer by TheLegendaryFatmanHammer April 6, 2014

Fatmans lettuce 

A term for putting chips on a sandwich, usually Doritos however any chip works. It gives a similar crunch to lettuce but is not nearly as healthy.

“I had a great day in the pool! I can’t wait to have a ham sandwich with some fatmans lettuce and mustard on it”

Fatmans lettuce by Brisk00 July 30, 2022