eye hump 

to think about fucking a woman while looking at her

Hey Jim! Stop eye humping my wife!

eye hump by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Eye Fuck 

When you make eye contact exactly at the same time and you stare for longer than 3 seconds but you have to think of all the dirty things you want to do to that person.

Dean looked willingly at Cass. Cass did the same. "Are you guys eye fucking or are you guys going to help me do some research?" Sam asked.

Eye Fuck by SomeWamen July 7, 2018

Eye pro 

Safety glasses, eye protection. Usually tinted dark.

Dude look at the dumper on that chick.

Hold on lemme throw on my eye pro so she doesn’t see me lookin.

Eye pro by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021

eye ligma 

Many eye diseases summarized into one.

Lazarbeam has eye ligma.

eye ligma by Umboiifyoudont March 16, 2019

eye wiggles 

When you've taken some good ecstasy and your eyes go all wiggly on you. Happens when you're peaking. Makes it really hard to read or write anything.

At that "Are You Experienced?" party by Children of the Sun, Bill got the eye wiggles for the first time when he tried to use a Sharpie to write his email address on a brightly colored flyer, to give to somebody. The combination of blacklight, fluorescent paper, and good e made it virtually impossible to do.

eye wiggles by JonnyR June 20, 2006

Eye retard 

A cool name for someone who wears glasses

Autumn is SUCH an eye retard. She wears glasses.

Eye retard by Succulent Brisket November 20, 2022

eye-high 

eye high is basically the feeling you get when you are smoking a cigarette and the smoke burns your eye for max 5 seconds. The simple scientific explanation for it would be: when the smoke penetrates your cornea you get this instant burn. Which is mainly because your cornea is way too sensitive for the nicotine and could not handle the slight pain that causes your eye to get high, but only for a few seconds.

-dudeee something burns my eyeee!
-damn dude chill, you probably just got eye-high. It'll go away in a second

-oh yea you're right its gone now. That made me panic lol
-you're so dramatic omg

eye-high by melisabob24 December 7, 2022