Nadair Equation

An equation found is the field of Qualculus.
The Nadair equation has two main parts, the data structure matrix and the influences on the data structure matrix.

<pre>
n |
< >
K(J) >=> | A|
< >
---------------
Where J is a method
and A is a data Structure
</pre>

Nadair Equation by Charles Quinton November 23, 2003

Feldman Equation 

A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.

x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY

x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener

As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.

Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.

Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.

Feldman Equation by Unnatural England June 29, 2009

Ordinary Differential Equation 

An equation that uses rates to torture undergraduate students using nonsensical rules and made up solutions that have no bearing on reality. These are designed to humiliate and confuse typical students.

Oh man, I tried to hook up with this girl from the club last night but she was a total O.D.E (ordinary differential equation)

Ordinary Differential Equation by Wiggles4u November 6, 2009

Valenzetti Equation 

a fictional equation created by the tv show LOST.
The "Lost Experience" has revealed that the objective of the DHARMA Initiative is to alter any of the six factors of the Valenzetti Equation, revealed to have a huge impact on the date the human race will destroy itself, whether by global warming, chemical warfare, overpopulation or many other possible methods. These factors are represented as numbers in the Valenzetti Equation and are also the numbers frequently mentioned in the show: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.

The DHARMA initiative works with the Valenzetti Equation

Valenzetti Equation by Khayman November 7, 2006

Multi variable quadratic equation 

Simple way of saying the entire problem is fucked up beyond belief and unsolvable

The building 5 project has become a multi variable quadratic equation and it's difficult to provide a concise answer to your question regarding the delays.

Multi variable quadratic equation by Just got Ramras'd June 23, 2015

line equations 

(verb) To do line equations is a way to sound like a cokewhore by measuring, adding, and further equating lines of coke.

"I'm doing my line equations...does that make me sound like a cokewhore?"

line equations by lyssalicious February 27, 2010

Black Man Equation!

The Black Man Equation is an algarithm used to determine one's Black Level Measured in Niglets.

Let Y=Years spent in jail

Let G= Grape drank consumed daily (Litres)

Let K= KFC Consumption per day (Kilograms)

Let W= Wealth in stolen goods (Dollars)

Let R= Total roberies

Let Nℓ= Niglets

∴ Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R

Trevor: "Yo, how many niglets do you think Tyrese is?"

Angus: "I don't know lets use the Black Man Equation!"

Trevor: "If we take the equation Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R and substitute in his levels we get:Nℓ=((6²/3)(12))300/12 we find that he is 3600 Niglets!"

Angus: "Thats a pretty High Niglet Level!"

Trevor: "Yeah I didn't realize Tyrese was that black!"

Black Man Equation! by JulioJohnson September 26, 2011