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devil's driveway 

the area between a man's balls and his butthole; a taint
"The key to any man's heart is through his taint, a.k.a. the devil's driveway." -Tom Segura

Team Driveway 

Team Driveway is a group of neighbors that retreat to ones driveway and drink excessive amounts of beer and whiskey/bourbon, as if they were training for some major competition. It is pertinent that the whiskey or bourbon is drunk straight from the bottle and passed around. Team members have nicknames given to them by elder members, these nicknames are usually not agreeable to the recipient. Urinating in the hosts yard is perfectly acceptable if stated that one is checking the downspouts or sump pump. Extremely brief research shows the original Team Driveway first congregated in Morrow, Ohio in 2009.
Team Driveway is gathering at Uncle C Words'. The Douche is bringing Miller Lite, Rain is bringing Yuengling, Bags is bringing Makers Mark. Lets try to get Lou and The Ripper to get in a Fight.
Team Driveway by Rain in Morrow March 28, 2011

Gravel Driveway 

A chick with a cellulite coated ass, full of dimples. It looks like she just was sitting in a gravel driveway.
That chick in the red bikini looked good from the front, then she walked past and I saw she had a gravel driveway.
Gravel Driveway by Skip Leo April 9, 2008

supreme driveway 

A paved driveway that has perfect shoveling conditions.
Matt, after scooping my shovel across this driveway, I have discovered that this is a supreme driveway.

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway 

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

Rogue Driveway

One of those driveways that are a challenge to get into and a miracle to get out of safely. Usually known for tipping cars to odd or uncomfortable angles, inducing old women to blanche repeatedly, and causing accidents of all kinds. A redneck staple. Usually indicative of irresponsibility.
Watch out for that Rogue Driveway on the blind turn.
Old trucks shoot out of there at 60 miles an hour.
Rogue Driveway by Moonsyne August 9, 2010