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Drive-Thru Christian 

Someone who takes up Christianity when it’s convenient for them. They want something quick; their foot’s on the pedal.
He invited me back to his place after bible study, but when we were drinking our beers he tried feelin up my thigh. Guess he’s a drive-thru Christian.
Drive-Thru Christian by Dolly Comma February 19, 2018

drive thru transexual

A drive thru transexual is a man who is, more often than not, mistaken for a woman when talking to the drive thru speaker.
I talked to Sammuel on the phone, he really sounds like a drive thru transexual.

Drive-Thru Danger 

You have called a friend in the car via bluetooth so their audio comes out of the speaker. One you pull up to get your food, your friend then starts saying very vulgar or tremendously inappropriate words so the worker can hear what he is saying.
Bro...I can never go back to that McDonald's again, I suffered from Drive-Thru Danger because I had my tremendously vulgar uncle on the phone...the worker heard everything

Drive-thru Gooch 

The point in a fast food drive-thru between the window you pay at and the window where you pick your food up
Drive-thru Gooch:
Your on the phone with your friend and they ask where you are? “I’m in the McDonalds Drive-thru sitting at the gooch point waiting to get my bag of fat
Drive-thru Gooch by Vagabond Wolf September 21, 2022

Drive thru eyes 

Glossy and Blood shot eyes, smoking pot all day,having a good buzz looking fucked up
You shouldn’t go in that store you got them “drive thru eyes” go somewhere with a drive thru

Anyone have eye drops I want food but I got drive thru eyes

You can’t go inside of Taco Bell you got drive thru eyes
Drive thru eyes by Rob Donner December 29, 2023

Drive-Thru Diva

THAT type of customer fast food workers hate dealing with... The one who wants everything FRESH! Fresh fries, fresh burger patty, fresh cheese, no salt, fresh KETCHUP! Someone who thinks they're cheating the system, by making a bunch of unreasonable modifications to their complicated ass order...

Then when they get their food, they hold up the line by checking the bag at the window. In such a meticulous manner. These types of customers are the ones who want sit down restaurant quality food at a McFastFood spot.
Customer: I WANT FRESH FRIES, NO SALT! ALSO MAKE SURE YOU PUT A FRESH PATTY ON THE GRILL! I DON'T WANT LUKE WARM FOOD! HURRY UP! I GOT PLACES TO BE! DID YOU HEAR ME???

Employee to their coworker: Goddammit, we got another Drive-Thru Diva! Wanna give the salty bitch extra salt?