look what the tide dragged in

Phrase used to describe a mild surprise. A tide will not conjure a magical appearance of an unfamiliar object. However it will occassionally wash ashore kelp, seaweed, dead jellyfish.

Your friend comes into the office late. You say, "Look what the tide dragged in"

look what the tide dragged in by Joerivel April 27, 2006

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look what the cat dragged in

Describing someone or something who looks like a dead rat on your porch.

I was looking at Peewee's girlfriend and couldn't stop thinking, "Oh look what the cat dragged in!!"

look what the cat dragged in by razzle dazzle 69 November 30, 2013

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Corner-dragged

When a girl is sort of fat, but she makes up for it by being tall.

Kind of like when you use your computer's PAINT and select an image, then drag it diagonally to the corner. The picture will look messed up, but it won't be too wide or too long.

Corner-dragged girls are not always ugly (nor are they always tall and fat at the same time), but usually tell when you see one. It just happens for some reason.

Karen is extremely hot, but doesn't she look a little corner-dragged to you?

I guess you could say that a big midget is corner-dragged.

Corner-dragged by Aleister Dovely August 9, 2007

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Balls Gettin' Dragged The F*** Along

A statement in order to convey that whomever has said this has absolutely no control of the situation. Also used in conjunction with Monkey S*** Fights, SNAFU, ATFU, FUBAR.

I don't know who the Dick driving this train is, but we are just the balls gettin' dragged the f*** along!

Balls Gettin' Dragged The F*** Along by JSP123 January 22, 2009