Douche nozzle 

A general doucher. somebody thats so much of a douche that he has to be described as a douche nozzle.

Is he cool?
No hes a total Douche nozzle.

Douche nozzle by who_the!? June 22, 2010

Douche Nozzle 

One or more exhaust pipes on a pickup truck which are re-routed from the normal stock routing to instead go vertically through the bed imediately behind the cab. Extra douche points are awarded if the engine is gasoline and not a diesel.

Check out the double douche nozzles on that Ford Lighting!

Douche Nozzle by peterbuilt October 29, 2011

Douche Nozzle 

A word Defining a real special kinda person...you know the kind that never shuts the fuck up and always whines about silly shit....it adds insult to injury...when the normal douche just won't do the job...you refer to a person as a Douche nozzle!! Implying that they themselves clean dirty Vaginas!!! XD ahahaa!!

That Bradley Hodges is being extra Douchey today...man he is being a real Douche Nozzle!! lolololol!!!

Douche Nozzle by ebower November 30, 2011

douche nozzle 

a universal word used in the event that you forget the actual word or just don't want to use it.

Q:What is the soup of the day?
A:Douche nozzle
Q:Do you like the new guy at work?
A:No. He is a huge douche nozzle
Q:What kind of dog is that?
A:It is a douche nozzle.
Q:Where would you like to sit?
A:On the douche nozzle!

douche nozzle by Sara Gallagher January 9, 2008

douche nozzle 

the douche equivalent to "ass hole"

Hey, asshole!
-OR-
Hey, Douche Nozzle!!!!!

douche nozzle by michael December 9, 2003

douche nozzle 

A long groomed beard which projects from the chin whereas the rest of the face is shaved.

Dude, Ian Scott from Anthrax has a awesome douche nozzle. He must be the king douche.

douche nozzle by Leroy Jeeenkinzzzz May 10, 2011

douche nozzle 

one who takes the very last Dorito and puts the bag back into the cabinet for the next person

person 1 yes the last Dorito munch munch munch
person 2 yes doritos

person 1 nope

person 2 you fucking douche nozzle

douche nozzle by wind0106 August 23, 2011