Deadset 

Deadset is an Australian slang term for being serious.
Derives from the Phrase “I’m serious “

Meaning to be serious.

“Mate deadset I will pay you back”

By Isaac

Deadset by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018

deadsonaldo 

Deadsonaldo is a mocking nickname of Cristiano Ronaldo, the portuguese football player, given to him, because of his dead son.

-B...but ronaldo won rigged ucls
-Deadsonaldo

deadsonaldo by GiveMePenalty August 5, 2023

Deadset 

Predoninantly Aussie slang, used to enforce the certainty of ones opinion.
Often used to enchance harsh assessments of the character of others.

Dave: "That guy over there is my new boss. He is a fuckwit".
Robbo: "That bloke? He looks like a deadset fuckwit to me".

Deadset by Jas the Aussie March 22, 2009

step dads 

step dads are complete assholes they literally treat your mom like a sex toy and uses her kids like a fucking punching bag.... they tell you "no one loves you" and ur mother agrees with it, stepdads make ur mom just like them so the moms can just put u up for adoption they put ur hands on u right infront of your mom.. ur mom probably doesnt care... ik my mom doesnt. what im just saying is ur mom will probably pick ur stepdad over you cause family is stupid and doesnt care... like i cant even trust anyone tho.. not even my family.. just saying nobody is down for you, even when you think they are their just their to tell you how much they didnt like/or love you

fuck this bro my stepdad is such a asshole
oh i hate mine to step dads suck

step dads by ooflmao June 7, 2019

two dads and a chemistry set 

A witty comeback to "your mom," popularized by a student in Georgia.

"YOUR MOM!"

"At least I have a mom. You've got two dads and a chemistry set!"

(Usually followed by "Ohhh, what now?")

two dads and a chemistry set by ChibiChrissi October 6, 2006

DeadshotDivinity 

A sexy youtuber known for his Zombies Commentaries. Best known for being beautiful, nice, and having a sexy voice. Rumor tells that viewers watching him have a tendency to remove clothing when they hear its harmonic melody.

"Dude, DeadshotDivinity is in our lobby" - Guy
"WHY AM I NAKED" - Girl

DeadshotDivinity by FatCampGraduate October 29, 2011

Dadstagram

An Instagram account run by a dad. Similar to a momstagram. Dads will post bad selfies and many sports related pictures. Never follow your dad on Instagram because he'll comment embarrassing jokes on your pictures. Always avoid a dadstagram.

I made the mistake of following my friends dad on Instagram today and my friend made me unfollow him because he's got an embarrassing dadstagram.

Dadstagram by jay ray June 2, 2015