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dirty cummer 

Someone who is careless with their ejaculate. Usually getting it everywhere, and not cleaning it up.
"yea guys, I'm a dirty cummer. I just throw it on my wall when I'm done"
dirty cummer by Tally225 May 24, 2017

Naiynuh Cummer 

A best friend is a person who is able to engage in chaos, be the glue, there through thick and thin, a listener, a mood lifter, a gossiper, constructive criticism giver and a supporter. In the text, Martiy'cel’s life as a dumbass, it is evident through her strong nature that Naiynuh Cummer is one of the biggest reasons for Martiy'cel’s success and happiness. Cummer plays a large role in determining Martiy'cel’s everyday decisions and motives, and together they are a powerful duo, one needing the other to thrive. The author, God, utilises the techniques of sugar, spice, and everything nice, to reinforce the salubrious bond between these two characters. Arguably, the relationship between these two is the primary reason for this shows success, amongst the dynamic of their friend group, Martiy'cel’s sociopathy, Cybthia’s therapist nature, Behat’nu’s theft dilemma, Naiynuh’s kinkiness and Karthik’s accurate portrayal of the cancer zodiac sign. However, without the character Naiynuh in this text, the entire novel would be complete and utter chaos; and not the good kind. Through her INFP personality, coupled with her Libra origins, Naiynuh Cummer is the ultimate best friend, glue and mediator archetype of this friend group, and it is clear that none of the above mentioned deserves her.
Friend 1: Is that Naiynuh Cummer?

Friend 2: Yeah! Look how hot she is!
Friend 3: I would bang.
Friend 4: Have you also heard she is an amazing friend?
Friend 2: The whole package.
Naiynuh: What r u guys talking about?
Behat'nu (friend 3): nothing 😏
Naiynuh Cummer by NAIYNUH HATER October 6, 2020

multi cummer 

A guy who can shoot his load multiple times when fucking.
My boyfriend is such a multi cummer. Last night he jizzed 4 times in my ass!
multi cummer by 0374857384 October 15, 2011

Guaranteed Cummer 

A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.
Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!

Hyena cummer 

A man who squeaks, squeals, makes high-pitched moans, and/or other disturbing, hyena-like noises while cumming.
"The sex was good until he came and started making all these squeaks and noises, a total hyena cummer!"
Hyena cummer by rahthegreat July 22, 2008

Furious Cummer 

When you are having sex and you shoot cum into the girls eyes, mouth, and womb. Then she proceeds to punch your balls ack furiously because you made her pregnant and blind.
Dayum son, did you see my friend? He was being a furious cummer last night dawg!
Furious Cummer by Dallas Steamer September 11, 2016