chowned 

To change ownership. Usable in any situation where someone or something loses possession to someone or something else. When the act occurs, someone exclaims "chowned!" loudly accompanied by snapping fingers, then pointing in a taunting fashion, often at the person or thing being chowned.

He chowned the apartment building jacuzzi last night when that chick made him jizz in it unexpectedly. Its his now.

chowned by jupdog October 7, 2009

croned 

Crazy stoned. Like stoned, but crazy.

If I get a tro tonight, I'm gonna get croned.

croned by brandoniscool May 28, 2005

crowded 

when there's no more room for bruising and your balls feel like they are going to explode. either because u were hit in the balls or because you got your NUTS SMASHED!!!

man-"hey baby I lost my virginity can I have yours?"

lady-"Oh my fuck!!!(smashes his nuts with a Chuck Norris kick!)

man(to friends)- omg it hurts so bad she god damn CROWDED my balls(faints)

crowded by J-4$yTH April 14, 2009

Clowned to Death 

Verbal Murder; when a targeted individual (usually the bitch of a group) FREAKS OUT after receiving a facial of insulting jokes from friends. Usually performed by 2 or more roasters, although solo work can be done by the skilled.

After making fun of him about his vagina, he cussed us out in front of a 5 year old boy and his mother. Its official, he was CLOWNED TO DEATH.

Clowned to Death by houSTONER January 7, 2010

russell cr-owned 

Getting hit in the head with a telephone.

"Russell Crowe just russell cr-owned that hotel clerk!"

russell cr-owned by LMB June 30, 2005

croweded 

An idiots way of not being able to spell crowded

Go the extra mile, it's never croweded

croweded by Laile September 2, 2016

crowded bus 

When a bunch of smelly old hobos take turns peeing into your butthole while arguing about hai a lai and the smiths second album.

Robert couldn't watch the youtube video because he was getting a crowded bus on a crowded bus.

crowded bus by gigigi May 27, 2016