cooter poot 

Same thing as a pussy fart

Man, when I pulled out, Cheryl let loose a cooter poot that parted my hair!

cooter poot by Ferguson June 9, 2005

contentkeeper 

A website that blocks games like Pacman for places like school or work.

Person: Can I go on Snake?
Contentkeeper: No!

contentkeeper by 𝙴 January 23, 2020

cooter monkey 

Evil creatures that live in girls' underpants.

That girl is dirty. She has cooter monkeys.

cooter monkey by Momanon November 11, 2004

cooter slam 

a dance move where the dancer drops to a complete straddle split in one count. Technically known as a 'split ala seconde'.

The way Michelle did that cooter slam, you'd think she was a Solid Gold dancer!

cooter slam by TimmyAtl October 3, 2007

cooter bite 

The tightening of the muscles in the vagina during a womans orgasm.

Man that chicks cooter bite was intense.

cooter bite by DaMoOf December 29, 2006

Content with a life of cricket and lunch 

Someone who lives a very narrow and limited existence. Where the most they may be concerned with could be sumarised as cricket and lunch.

'Why do spend all of your free time reading those boring books nerd?'

'Because I, unlike you, refuse to be content with a life of cricket and lunch'

Content with a life of cricket and lunch by GoATMoN July 11, 2009

Content Guidelines

Content Guidelines can be defined as:

A The thing nobody reviews before making a definition
B a companies excuse to getting out of a bad situation

"But your honor, they didn't review the Content Guidelines!"

Content Guidelines by Apple Byter February 21, 2020