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Tim Cooney 

Man have you heard of the Tim Cooney, getting factory deals off the chain

That's a Cooney 

Like the infamous "that's a dip" it means that a person who is being spoken to has made a mistake of something really obvious
after it is said the person who made the mistake is usually hit on the forehead
Matt is wearing a red shirt.
John: did you just see Matt's blue shirt?
Mark: his shirt is red. That's a Cooney
(forehead slap)

Having a Cooney 

when one is having a particular shite game of cod
im Having a Cooney today
Having a Cooney by TANK031193 August 30, 2011

Coney-catch 

An old time word meaning to swindle, cheat or deceive. See also cony-catcher.
Politicians are unbiased, they’ll coney-catch anybody.
Coney-catch by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019

Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.
Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.
Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

Coney Filet 

A hot dog smothered in A-1 Steak Sauce. Basically for broke folks who can't afford to eat steak.
If I close my eyes, I can almost imagine I'm eating steak, instead of a coney filet.
Coney Filet by Jazzual August 4, 2011