I can't work under these conditions 

Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.

Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."

Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"

All: Laughter.

I can't work under these conditions by beagley May 20, 2009

Westside Connection 

A rap trio consisting of Ice Cube, WC, and Mack 10 (aka The gangsta, The killer, and the dopedealer). Their gangtsa rap lyrics are accompanied by great urban beats. Hail from South Central LA.

Gangstas don't dance we boogey, stay the fuck away from the rookie.

Westside Connection by Jay Ceresia July 7, 2004

Air Conditioner 

An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven.

-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?

-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Air Conditioner.

Air Conditioner by 123yik June 7, 2010

tesco connection 

a very crappy and laggy internet connection which causes havoc in multiplayer.

me: wtf the guy just lagged across the screen and killed me

friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.

tesco connection by volound September 19, 2009

four-forty air conditioning

A method of cooling a car not equipped with air conditioning. Roll down four windows and drive forty miles an hour!

When asked if the car had air conditioning the salesman tried to make a joke of the car's shortcoming, "Sure, it has four-forty air conditioning."

four-forty air conditioning by Randy Bonjour July 10, 2006

Condition Zero 

From firearms terminology: chambered, full magazine, cocked, safety off.
Also meaning, you're about to have an explosive movement. Kind of a crisis.

"Why do you look like that?,"Guy I'm condition zero! I NEED A TOILET!"

Condition Zero by youdbesoluckytoknowme January 11, 2014

Connection terminated.

I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume.

John: hey dude i got this new fnaf 6 game its rlly cool
Joe Mama: Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume.

Connection terminated. by ConnectionTerminated November 10, 2020