Text Confessing 

The act of saying something of high value to you personally and sending it to someone through a text message.

Guy 1: What did you tell her?

Guy 2: I was text confessing everything...

Text Confessing by Haharyne March 7, 2010

contentinium 

Anything you need it to mean at the time, a makeshift word, when you can't think of the word you want.

The change in the contentinium was shown by your mother ejaculating on Brent.

contentinium by Bronzie July 27, 2004

Contacting Aliens

A slang term for anal sex

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!

Contacting Aliens by Commie Tears! June 9, 2018

congestinate 

The liability of the reli Johnson’s

I’ll really congestinate you

congestinate by Reli Johnson May 6, 2019

Contestion 

The amount of positions you are investing control in that allow you to contest one or more areas. A term used by casters for Rainbow 6: Siege matches.

Team A's defensive hold on Consulate give them a great amount of contestion across the entire bottom floor.

Contestion by Thane of Lindor (truffles) February 16, 2020

cortesing it 

Burning ships = fuck going home ; no bed, no sleep

Friend: Hey man, where you staying tonight?
You: I’m cortesing it

Friend: Until your flight in the morning?
You: Fuck yes

cortesing it by Everyman September 23, 2020

Contuting 

The process of getting a _contusion_.

I was contuting during my bike wreck.

Contuting by Watta2020 November 18, 2020