Contentment 

The state of mind you reach when you look at your life in all it's imperfection, and say "good enough".

Contentment is true peace of mind and has absolutely nothing to do with any external pleasure or condition, but rather your attitude.

There is no natural limit to desiring things. You will go on desiring more and more your whole life until you consciously decide "good enough".

Guy 1: "I'm feeling contentment right now. I think my life is good enough, despite all its imperfections."

Guy 2: "The enemy of 'great' is 'good enough.'

Guy 1: "Maybe, but 'good enough' is also the best friend of 'happiness' "

Contentment by notyouguy November 28, 2010

Jackpot convention 

A group of two or more colleagues shitting together in a public bathroom, competition to see who leaves the largest shit, aka jackpot.

I got the USA Today ready for our 330 jackpot convention

Jackpot convention by El el fetches January 23, 2013

the natural confectionery 

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

the natural confectionery by Kram22 March 5, 2021

Clam Convention 

The female equivalent of a sausage fest. A party or gathering consisting of numerous women with little to no men present.

"I totally went to the bar hoping to meet some guys, but when I got there it was a total clam convention."

Clam Convention by Vaginal Huntress January 24, 2010

k contento 

Very Special child that eats his fingers at lunch daily and is extremely cute

Aww look at that little K Contento over there hes so cute.

k contento by theavyweight December 14, 2008

loose connections 

Shorthand for bad wiring in a person's brain resulting in bad behavior.

He definitely has some loose connections.

loose connections by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2019

The Belmont Connection

A local Chicago sexual move, based off of the ever-popular Chicago "L" transportation system. The Belmont Connection is where passengers can connect from the Red Line to the Brown Line on the train.

In sexual terms, a man fucks a woman in her vagina and then proceeds to give her anal pleasure. Hence, moving from the "Red Line" to the "Brown Line".

Derrick: Hey Jamaal, you gonna get with that white girl, Tiffany?

Jamaal: You mean Tiffany from Lincoln Parkl? Yeah, I'm finna give her the Belmont Connection.

Derrick: GNR, better pack some KY and extra Jimmies.

The Belmont Connection by Afties January 25, 2011