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Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)

Someone who is compulsively obsessed with Omegle or any other random video chatting website. They usually spend most of their time on it searching for celebrities like Justin Bieber.
Sally: OMG! I saw Justin Bieber on Omegle last night!

Jenni (to Paula): She definitely has a bad case of Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
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compulsive liar 

Someone living in a fantasy world of their own creation. Generally lies to either make themselves look 'cool' or to become more popular.

Compulsive liars also lie to gain the upper-hand in arguments or confrontations and to provoke sympathy from their peers.
"I'm moving to Canada"
"I'm earning at LEAST £20k + bonus"
"I'll send your PSP as soon as I get the money"
"My Mum died.. twice"
compulsive liar by Phanny August 2, 2005

composed 

Composed,composed is when a he/she is calm and collect meaning,I don't have any types of worries because I'm composed.
Anthony: Damn Laura chill,calm down it's not even like that..
Laura: oh no I'm fine,I'm composed.
composed by By:Marie Johnson March 4, 2016

Compulsive Pokitis 

When you, or someone who has hijacked your Facebook profile, accidentally poke someone.
Dylan: "Some random guy just poked me on Facebook and it isn't the first time!"
James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"
Compulsive Pokitis by Chadwick10 November 26, 2010

obsessive compulsive reloader 

A term used to define a gamer who plays FPS games and reloads their gun constantly. The gamer may reload after every kill, or reload just to keep a full mag.
Call of Duty Player 1: Why do you reload after every kill?
Call of Duty Player 2: I have Obsessive Compulsive Reloader (OCR)

Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)

Obsessive-compulsive foosball disorder (OCFD) is a mental illness that causes repeated unwanted thoughts or obsessions of playing foosball, or the urge to play foosball over and over again (compulsions). Some people can have both obsessions and compulsions for foosball.

Symptoms include:

- Air Foozing: uncontrollable fits that mimic the action of moving / striking a foosball bar (either singular or many times), some individuals also shout while doing this.

- Sleep Foozing: similar to Air Foozing but occurs when a person is in deep sleep.

- A constant urge to play foosball even when there are much more important tasks needing to be done (i.e. work, eat).

- Continuously watching foosball videos on youtube
Arno walked into the room and started air-foozing, I think he may have Obsessive-Compulsive Foosball Disorder (OCFD)...

Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD) 

- noun

1. A psychiatric disorder characterized by a subject's obsessive thoughts and subsequent compulsions to check his/her email.
Tara's Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD) has severely compromised her job performance.