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Homer Commentary

When you are listening to the commentary of a game, homer commentary is demonstrated when the game's commentary is cheering for the home team. Yelling for fouls, at miss shots, at the refs, maybe even for a shot to be missed by the opposing player. Mostly used by the Milwaukee Bucks and sometimes the Boston Celtics.
(5.2 seconds left)
Commentary: Bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. Jumps, shoots...
Homer Commentary: MISS IT!
Commentary: And he banks it in at the buzzer! Lakers win! 98-96!
Homer Commentary: Bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it.
Homer Commentary by Henry Yates January 17, 2010

commentatin' 

To speak disrespectfully or harshly towards a person or thing.
Why you commentatin' on me?!?
commentatin' by G-dog January 16, 2004

spanish commentary 

The best type of soccer commentary in the world. Makes every game exciting, especially when a goal is scored.
Person 1: 'You see the game last night'
Person 2: 'Yeah I saw it with Spanish commentary. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'

Colored Commentary 

n. the mostly annoying but occasionally humorous narration provided by loud African-American patrons while watching a film in a public movie theater.
"The Dark Knight was enjoyable, but I could have done without the colored commentary."
Colored Commentary by Jason Mc. August 23, 2008

commentatard 

The person who tries to be the first one commenting on any given post or thread. Having nothing worthwhile to add to any conversation, such tards make themselves feel better by simply being first.
They usually stop being a tard once they've accomplished the more difficult task of peeing in the toilet like a big kid.
Man: "Listen to this. According to this internet article science has found a cure for cancer and the only comment anyone made was "First!"

Wife: "What a commentatard.
commentatard by Jing123456 November 22, 2011

commentsation 

comment-say-shun, Noun, To have a conversation via Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc in the comment area. Usually results in useless notifications to people not taking part in the commentsation.
Hey, maybe this commentsation was a bad idea...
commentsation by Googleyes545354378 November 18, 2009