mushroom clouding 

When you fart under a blanket and then pull the blanket down, releasing the noxious fumes into the general area.

The benefit of mushroom clouding is that because of the blanket, the fart is frequently muffled or even goes unheard

My wife and I were watching TV in bed when she grabbed the remote and changed the channel. So I let one rip under the blanket, mushroom clouding her as retribution.

mushroom clouding by DougieFresh86 February 15, 2017

mind clouding 

the feeling of delirium; inability to think hard on something without being *blocked* by your brain.

Yo I fapped for 4 hours yesterday night so I'm clouded asf (implicit)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)

mind clouding by Vinhbui1 May 12, 2018

Blood-Clotting 

the act of making a huge issue out of something that would otherwise go unnoticed....usually to take attention away from a matter of importance....... the pm has been Blood-clotting with rent assistance ..( to take the focus off sexual harrassment

trump was Blood-Clotting his election results.....

Blood-Clotting by Lonetasman April 13, 2021

Pink clouding

Originating from a self help book and referenced most in recovery, it refers to the euphoric and joyful feelings often of an over confident and positive outlook ignoring the reality and major obstacles to come. Often short lived leading to falling hard.

John has removed all parts of his life including his friends pretending like none of it even happened. He's obviously pink clouding.

Pink clouding by m1ndfxck September 15, 2021