Anal Clacker 

Anal Clacker - Is when your Girl friend grabs your testicles and squeezes as your explode in her anus like a Claymore.

Anal Clacker - A guy who is very anal about everything and sets people off around him like a trigger.

Anal Clacker - "I gave my Girlfriend the Anal Clacker last night, it left a massive mess.."

Anal Clacker - "That guy is a real Anal clacker causing trouble like that".

Anal Clacker by Popularone666 November 23, 2010

Ham-Clacker 

A sexual move in which one slaps the butt-cheeks of another individual while sticking their dick/dildo/etc. into spank person's asshole. While this is happening, another person is licking the sodomized ass-crack.

Justin and Daniel like to give each ham-clackers with their dog licking each others assholes.

Ham-Clacker by clacker May 4, 2005

click clacker 

n. - television remote control

I already looked in the couch and I still can't find the click clacker.

click clacker by 666lbSquid November 28, 2010

Clam clacker 

Act of female genitalia making a distinct clacking noise while running due to over use of vaginal cavity.

Clam clacker
As that woman of loose virtue ran, I could hear her clam a clacking.

Release the clackin!

Clam clacker by Shoein machine sheen March 6, 2017

cork your clacker 

An example of banter telling someone to be quiet, to stop talking through their arse. clacker = arse.

Joanne was bugging me so I told her to shut her cakehole. She retorted with "cork your clacker"

cork your clacker by fadam7811 November 29, 2011

loose clacker 

easy women around town on a saturday night

"now then lads,lets get ourselves down club and pick up some loose clacker"

loose clacker by Trickster5282 April 28, 2007

Sandy clacker 

A clacker vagina that is sandy. In some cases an unfortunate woman's name.

"Oh i love summer, but i hate it when i get a sandy clacker!"

Sandy clacker by brittanybritty October 16, 2008