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Chumming The Bathwater 

While taking a bath, a male furiously and vigorously masterbates over and over again dropping as many jizz oysters as he can in the bath and watching them float.
Jervis got home from school and decided to take a bath. After entering the tub, he decided to get himself off and started Chumming the Bathwater.

Chumming your kori

New England Gypsy/Romany slang for jerking off
Where the hell were you? Chumming your kori?
Chumming your kori by ajc929me September 18, 2018

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

Chumming for Coyotes 

To defecate in the woods
Bill is out in the bushes chumming for coyotes
Chumming for Coyotes by rayal July 29, 2009

Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert. In homage to the internet shock legend of goatse.
Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

chumming for slam pigs 

Hanging out at the bar until closing time in order to take home whatever is laying around.
Dude where the fuck is Keith?

He's chumming for slam pigs, let's just meet him at the beach tomorrow