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cellphone 

Stupid little thing that some stupid nerd made to simplify out life at the same time it destroy it.
Drive talking in the cellphone- fine, you can communicate, but only until you crash your car.
cellphone by -Marilyn- January 28, 2006

cellphone 

A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself .
People don't see you're alone if you're looking at your cellphone.
cellphone by Najjaci April 14, 2015

cellphone chirping 

The chirping-like noise produced through speakers when you're about to receive a phone call at your cellphone or you're in the "searching for networks" thing and you're standing next to a sound source such as a radio, a hi-fi, your PC's speakers etc.
- Oops, cellphone chirping I hear...
- It must be mine, I left it near the speaker over there...

- Aw man move yer cellpone away of my desk, it's chirping!

- Yeah but no phone call coming in, it's just trying to catch signal.

cellphone 

cellphone by Anonymous April 10, 2003

cellpholocate 

To call someone on a cell phone in order to locate where they are. Usually done when you are at the same physical location and uses the conversation to close in on the person you're trying to find.
Just a second, let me cellpholocate Joe.
Ring... Joe, I'm at the theater, where are you? You're standing by the entrance? What are you wearing? You wearing a blue jacket? Stick your arm up so I can see you. There you are!
cellpholocate by Samedi July 23, 2008

cellphonia demensia 

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot
Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.