Stirring the Cauldron 

A slang term used for giving a handjob while wearing Bugles corn snacks on your fingers (also known as "witches hands"). The act is continued until completion.

Amy: "Did you hear about what Kelly did to her new boyfriend?"
Janice: "No, what happened?"
Amy: "They were in his basement the other night and Kelly was stirring the cauldron"

Stirring the Cauldron by droolyface December 14, 2021

The Black Cauldron 

This may be one of Disney's weaker films, but it is certainly far from worse. Based on Lloyd Alexander's "Chronicles of Prydain" book series, "The Black Cauldron" takes a major turn in style for Disney movies by having dark colors, no songs, and even some really scary imagry that it caused it to be the company's first PG rated film. In fact a lot had to be cut because they thought that it might get a PG-13 or R rating. The film might've been a box office failure and it's a movie Disney says their ashamed of, but the fact that it has developed a cult following shows that it has something to like in it. Check it out, and see what you like

Person 1: "You've ever seen 'The Black Cauldron'? I hear it's Disney's worst film"

Person 2: "I wouldn't be so sure on that. I've seen it, and to be fair it's not that bad. There's enough scenes that make it entertaining, including John Hurt as the awesome villain."

The Black Cauldron by viva riolu February 24, 2012

Witch's Cauldron 

To cup ones hand over the anus in the shower, forming a tight seal. Once filled, fart into the water, making a bubbling cauldron sound.

Sorry about the smell in the bathroom, I made a particularly bubbly Witch's Cauldron.

Witch's Cauldron by jeezihavenfi March 12, 2009

The Black Cauldron 

the worst disney movie ever made.

Person #1: What are you up to?
Person #2: just about to watch The Black Cauldron
Person #1: NOOOOOO!

The Black Cauldron by Virginia Jane June 20, 2009

witch's cauldron 

To pee in someone's ass while they're farting so that the pee bubbles like a cauldron.

Dude, Josh totally gave Tiffany a witch's cauldron at the superbowl party.

witch's cauldron by Mekkanism January 31, 2008

Stirring the Cauldron 

a sexual act performed around halloween. Both individuals put on witches hats and begin having intercourse. The Penetrator must start over his partner, dick down into her "cauldron" and jirate in a stirring motion to create a love potion.

So there we were, stirring the cauldron to stop it from boiling over on the bed, waiting for a little trick or treat...

Stirring the Cauldron by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020

witches cauldron 

when one pours one metric litre of KY(gotta be KY)into the anus of their partner and stirs vigorously with ones phallic member.

"my girl wouldn't look me in the eye becaue i gave her the witches cauldron last night."

witches cauldron by Beefmasterconan August 16, 2011