Caddyshacking 

The act of picking your nose and/or not choosing to eat it, while others have witnessed you actually do it & are secretly betting money on whether or not you actually are going to eat the booger you just freshly picked or do the right thing and just wipe it on your pants or blow your nose...

Oh my fucking God Jesse, LOOK, Bettyann's Caddyshacking AGAIN! She just picked her nose and she even didn't notice us watch her do it. I'll make you a bet, if she eats the booger or not & remember just yesterday we just were laughing at that particular scene in the movie Caddyshack: "Say, $50 bucks- the Smails' kid picks his nose. $50 bucks more, says he eats it!..."

Caddyshacking by green eyed lady 13 July 9, 2014

Chest Candy 

US Military term for the ribbons and medals a soldier has accumulated over the course of his or her term of service. Can be perjorative or neutral

TJ called tonight with good news...he got more chest candy, he finally had time to qualify on the 9mm pistol.

Chest Candy by paxluvfelicitas May 6, 2010

Candy Ken 

i swear to god i hate this guy. he’s like 30,he’s really rich and owns a ton of iphone 11s??? he uses tik tok and his content is the worst i can’t even explain

*conversation between friends*

ale: who's candy ken?

wendy: god ale you don’t wanna know who candy ken is. he’s really bad

kiya: i hate candy ken. he’s this man on tik tok and he thinks vsco girl jokes are funny and he was in a kesha music video and i hate him. god he’s so stupid

ale: i hate candy ken!!!

Candy Ken by lukateto12 November 11, 2019

jolly old candy king

another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life

Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?

jolly old candy king by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

strangers with candy 

Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.

Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.

strangers with candy by jerryblank May 17, 2005

sponge candy 

After taking out the formerly popular female contraceptive devise, while wet with the man's ejaculate, it is referred to as Sponge Candy.

Man to his girlfriend after sex in the 1990's: "Get that Sponge Candy away from me!"

sponge candy by furstrules February 16, 2013

candy up your buns 

It's when a guy has his Sweets all flushed down the drains

Hey, Mac, would ya candy up your buns?!?

candy up your buns by Jil Millrar December 2, 2013