cardio appointment

An instance of coitus i.e. hook up

Had a cardio appointment last night with my partner. We both busted several times

cardio appointment by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

Cardio-Lombardio

A spontaneous, high-energy burst of physical motion that is neither planned nor performed for an audience. It is characterized by an unbridled, almost chaotic focus on a specific task (like a dog fetching a toy from a river). It concludes not with exhaustion, but with a distinct feeling of contempt achievement—a smug, internal satisfaction that the task was dominated with unnecessary flair.

"Did you see Greg? He just did a total Cardio-Lombardio across the parking lot to grab that rolling grocery cart, then just stood there looking smug for five minutes."

Cardio-Lombardio by Preffuny April 13, 2026

Nose Cardio 

Cocaine

I'm beat, i did a ton of nose cardio last night.

Nose Cardio by kale1040 December 16, 2010

wife cardio 

Sex, with your girlfriend or wife..

Damn, I'm sure, I did a lot of wife cardio this weekend.

wife cardio by Knoppy96 August 31, 2018

Arm Cardio 

Jerking your chicken with the speed of a cheetah.

Damn bro, my arm sure is tired after my arm cardio session!

Arm Cardio by YGproductions May 21, 2016

trouser cardio

Describes the process of blood flow to the penis causing an erection.

Wow you got me hot girl. I am light headed from all of the trouser cardio.

trouser cardio by chubalot March 30, 2010

Cuddle Cardio 

An endearing term for the act of sex. Or, when instead of working out in the morning, you opt for sweating off your calories through love making.

Instead of the gym this morning, the boyfriend and I did some cuddle cardio. Probably burned around 150 calories in 15 minutes... I could have gone for longer though.

Cuddle Cardio by losannegeles October 18, 2011