canned tuna 

when a girl wears leather pants the smell from her vagina stays trapped inside until the pants come off.

Wow she has been wearing those leather pants all day, her vagina must smell like canned tuna

canned tuna by Peter Mariano January 16, 2008

Canned Laughter

The worst invention since the A-Bomb.

Used by almost all American comedies which if you listen closely enough you can hear the winding of the laughter going round and round.

If you hear canned laughter dont expect to laugh.

Expect to be forced to laugh.

Then again the British are just as bad.

Canned Laughter by Biafra J July 30, 2004

Canned Heat

A substance which can be found in the heels of an amazing dancer, causing said dancer to get down, down, down, down upon hearing that boogey rhythm.

DANCE! nothin' left for me to do but DANCE! All these bad times I'm goin' through just DANCE! Got Canned Heat in my heels tonight baby

Canned Heat by OTC Original Tavern Crew May 10, 2005

Canned Ham 

The act of pressing your bare ass up against a glass window. The view from the other side of the window resembles that of a freshly opened canned ham.

I was walking by the red brick dorms with my girl when Andy gave me a canned ham from his room.

Canned Ham by So he eats catsup August 1, 2014

canned reebals 

reebals in a can they are not very desirable.

eew canned reebals are gross.

canned reebals by chad cooper May 2, 2008

canned ice 

Canned Ice is a cool, chill girl. She puts up a lot of walls around herself so that she doesn't get hurt, but once you get to know her she's cool as hell.

Damn, that's girl's a real Canned Ice. I wanna get to know her.

canned ice by Catniss Evergreen March 20, 2017

canned fruit 

a homosexual not open about his sexuality

"I think he's a canned fruit."

canned fruit by Charlie Murphy March 11, 2004