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Cancelitis Nervosa 

A form of extreme anxiety about being canceled or impending cancellation due to a history of either out-right or secretive socially unacceptable behavior in one's past. This condition can also manifest due to things that you said or did that USED to be acceptable being deemed unacceptable in current times. This type of worry is especially common among celebrities or political candidates.
Many comedians suffer from Cancelitis Nervosa due to a history of saying risque things in their performances that have become much more problematic in modern times and threaten to derail their careers.
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Done, dead, or dusted. To withdraw an offer. Invalidated. Terminated.
"The Smart Patrol CANCELLED my definition submittal before it was even reviewed by UD editors. Of course I'm misillusioned and rejectified."
CANCELLED by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

calculater 

a mathematical tool helped to calculate equations
i love to use my calculater
calculater by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
The term soft people use against someone on social media when they dislike them for something they said or did trying to make them irrelevant or not important.
“This celebrity” was cancelled because of something 100% true they said but were considered concealed by offended pussies.
Cancelled by Theman829 May 10, 2020

submission cancelled 

Its when a reviewer is too lazy to even look at a word. The person who submitted the word finds out five weeks later after submitting a word that it was cancelled before it was even looked at. A classic case of faggetry.
Todd: "Submission Cancelled"? What the fuck! It took five weeks for my word to get HERE?! Thats it, I'm going to define "Submission Cancelled". Lazy fucks.
submission cancelled by Salala July 29, 2008

calculate 

We must measure and calculate to determine how much paint will be needed.
calculate by Chris Lorenzo January 14, 2008

conculate 

VERB: To throw up, hurl, "buy buicks," barf.
I am nauseated, and will conculate all over you.
conculate by Bu Barkley August 17, 2006