Cancelgate

1. Cancelgate (n.): The fallout and/or scandal caused by one person's serial cancellations of appointments.

2. Cancelgate (v.): To schedule meetings with colleagues, clients, family etc knowing you will end up cancelling and using a plethora of bullshit excuses to get out of attending forcing others to cover for you

1. Dude, last week Bill's kid was sick, yesterday his car broke down, and today he missed his flight. We've covered his meetings, but his clients are pissed. He's created a major "cancelgate" again.

2. There you go "cancelgating" again. You promised you would be here and now you tell me 5 minutes beforehand you can't because your kid has chicken pox for the third time this year???

Cancelgate by healthcare lobbyist guy October 6, 2011

Cancelgasm 

The feeling you have when you were preparing to cancel something and feel bad but before you do the other party cancels so you don't have to

I had a cancelgasm when the dentist office called to reschedule my appointment. I was not in the mood but I had postponed twice already

Cancelgasm by Cicca22 February 27, 2022

cancellationism 

The core ideology of cancel culture is when people believe "canceling" or silencing other people because of their opinions is just.

The belief in cancellationism is perpetrated by the left-wing fascists!

cancellationism by Doctor WTF March 11, 2022

cancellation bear

Originally used by TvByTheNumbers, the "cancellation bear" is the theory that TV shows are only in real danger of being cancelled if they're the lowest performers, much like the slowest in a group of people would get mauled by a bear.

I love Parks and Rec. I hope the cancellation bear is out to get Whitney so Parks gets renewed!

cancellation bear by attackturnip September 12, 2012

Directional Cancellation 

A term used in video games.

The act of cancelling your shots mid-air, essentially depending on luck on whether your hits connect or not.

His directional cancellation is insanely lucky!

Directional Cancellation by htrgtjoiwrfoewefew September 4, 2021

Cancellator

Someone who makes a plan, includes everyone and their mama and then cancels it at the very last minute.

Surya: "Hey Ameet, are you going to the jazz concert that Aparna is planning to get everyone to go to?"

Ameet: "Yes but you know everyone will make it except her".

Surya: "What do you mean?"

Ameet: "Well you know Aparna, she's the biggest cancellator"

Surya: "Damn! you're right..."

Cancellator by Drinkchai February 17, 2010

cancelatio 

When, about to engage in a sexual act, the recipients actions or words ensure the denial of sexual gratification.

Sam was ready for his angry (hj) from brunhilda until his (flatulence) resulted in a cancelatio.

cancelatio by DJ T-Rav May 19, 2013