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If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS? 

In creationism people believe that everything came in this Earth the way they are now, this claim has no scientific proof for it's self. Creationists like to think up weird examples to make their false belief, like "your cereal box will never randomly come out one day and put it's self in your bowl, and the milk won't either, even in millions of years." The question today is "If we came from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?" this makes no sense, first off, we came from neither monkeys nor apes, we are just more related to modern day apes than monkeys, we split from the classic modern day apes about 7MYA or 7 million years ago. Second, all of them are dead, like the dinosaurs, mammoths and other life, everything goes extinct, they did to, and we may also, so don't ever say this in a sentence, and remember, we came from extinct ape ancestors.
Creationist: "If wE cAmE FRom mOnKeYs, tHen whY aRe TheRE StILl MoNKeyS?"

People who believe in the truth: "that makes no fucking sense."
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Came back like a burnt snake 

To return angrier than when one left
Amy came back like a burnt snake when she found out she was overcharged for dinner.

Stick a fork in me, I came 

In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"
Girl: How was that for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I feel, so, violated.

Shit came out of da woodworks 

That was very Random...
We talkin Bout Usher u gunna turn around and talk bout SpongeBoB..THAT SHIT CAME OUT OF DA WOODWORKS!!

His ship came in. 

When someone receives something so valuable that it changes his life.
Look how Barry has been spending money since his inheritance. I guess his ship came in.

that song came from tiktok 

A phrase used by stupid 7-year old tiktokkers who are annoying af
Me: listens to music
7-year old: tHaT sOng CaME frOm tIktOk
Me: shut up your dad left you

Something came up with the crisp 

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.
I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.