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C U Next Tuesday 

You dont wanna call that lady a cunt. So call her a C U Next Tuesday. You want your buddy to know what you really think, tell him that lady is a C U Next Tuesday.
That customer was a C U Next Tuesday.
My ex girlfriend is a C U Next Tuesday.
You are being a C U Next Tuesday.
Will you please stop being a C U Next Tuesday.
School, church, work, family dinner, whenever you feel the need to drop the C-bomb, now you can.
C U Next Tuesday by ActionJem September 26, 2008
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C.U.P. (Canadian UpsideDown Pudding) 

The act of deficating in anothers anus and eating it out.
Joe: How did you like me giving you C.U.P. (Canadian UpsideDown Pudding) last night.

Brittney: Idk. it was kinda shitty.

Joe: Pun intended?

Brittney: indeed.
Spoken acronym using the first two letters phonetically as in "see" and "you" to complete the phrase "see-you-next-tuesday" thereby cleverly insinuating C-U-Next-Tuesday. Applied to situations where saying "cunt" plainly would be offensive.
Recently used in an episode of Family Guy, character Peter refers to a female character as "a real C-U-Next-Tuesday" (i.e. C.U.N.T.) thereby in fact calling her a "cunt" on national T.V.
C.U.N.T. by Heavy1974 October 9, 2006

c u next thursday 

same as c u next tuesday but diffrent wording for cunt
c u next thursday by jesse co April 4, 2008
This term is also an acronymn which by definition is the proclomation used to describe women as this body part because at this point the woman is only good for having sex because she is dumb. Can't Understand Normal Thinking
C.U.N.T. by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

c.u.p.i.d. system 

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.
A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed
c.u.p.i.d. system by robuttt October 4, 2006
First name that Austin Peay State University, of Clarksville, TN persued--- Cumberland University of Northern Tennessee.
Couldn't you see the women's basketball uniforms with C.U.N.T. written across the front?
C.U.N.T. by Allen Hawkinson May 30, 2006