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Slave Boating 

1. When more people are in a car than there are seats for.

2. Unusually large amounts of people crowded into a car.

3. Having an over-crowed car.

4. Back in the day, the ships that usually brought slaves to the New World were generally over-crowded with people. This term has been applied to over-crowded automobiles.
Sine we only have one car, we will be slave boating it.
Slave Boating by inkybuz July 13, 2011
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glass bottom boating 

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.
The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.
glass bottom boating by Dustin December 2, 2003

shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.
Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

Banana Boating 

The act of motorboating the male genitalia. You lift the banana (penis) out of the way and move your face side to side on the coconuts (testicles) while imitating the noise of a boat motor.
If it weren't for the banana boating, Cheddar would have dropped that hoe a long time ago.
Banana Boating by Charlie's devils October 23, 2010

Viking Boating

A form of transportation used by the Vikings in which many slaves sat and rowed in unison to propel a boat or arch. In modern times, it is commonly referred to as Rowing or Crew, however, these are indeed wrong titles for the art.
Guy: Hey! Did you see those people over there Viking Boating on the lake the lake the other day?

Girl: Yeah, I saw them. I stupidly thought it was crew or rowing, thanks for clearing that up for me.

Guy: No problem.
Viking Boating by niks luds March 15, 2010

Paddle Boating

Similar to the motor boating, where you smother your face in a woman's large boobs, the Paddle Boating is when you use your tongue to "paddle" a girls vagina.
(Guy) "Where you going today with your girlfriend?"

(Guy2) "Hopefully we'll go Paddle Boating, but if she's on her period, it's a no go."
Paddle Boating by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012

Motor-Boating 

The act of making an engine noise when sticking your face in a woman's BOOBS.
Michael: Did you hear what John did last night?
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.
Motor-Boating by Rora Marie January 2, 2008